• No(ir) Parking https://flic.kr/p/9MzHJQ 01:29:23, 2011-05-28
  • Remember that little thing 6 weeks ago when I got punched and had a phone stolen? Apparently I've now been "assigned" to a PCSO. 02:07:55, 2011-05-28
  • They keep trying to phone/call round "to make sure you are alright and if you need any crime prevention advice" 02:10:50, 2011-05-28
  • Thing is, if they keep knocking when I'm at work, I won't answer the door. I don't answer calls from blocked numbers either. Unlucky PCSO. 02:14:01, 2011-05-28
  • That's a very small boat. I do hope Eddie Jordan starts rocking and puts DC and Jake into the water ;-) #BBCf1 12:13:42, 2011-05-28
  • Awesome chicken facts from @MBrundleF1 there #BBCF1 13:51:11, 2011-05-28
  • Glad that Perez is reported to be OK after that massive crash in Q3. Good job they removed those speed bumps after Rosberg's crash this AM. 14:16:43, 2011-05-28
  • Assuming that Perez won't race tomorrow, does Petrov move up to 10th, or will there be a gap on the grid in 10th place? #F1 14:22:56, 2011-05-28
  • (mini spoiler alert, but not really) "Would you like a jellybaby". Made me actually LOL. #DoctorWho 18:50:42, 2011-05-28
  • Just put a blu-ray on. Can only hit next through the trailers, then an unskippable maltesers advert. This is why people pirate. 21:22:24, 2011-05-28
  • Just did a search on shopping.google.co.uk for tom bihn (as in the bags), and wasn't quite expecting the NSFW result I was served. 22:20:22, 2011-05-28
  • Wait, what? If I go via the nectar website, I can get nectar points on my amazon purchases? I could have been eating for free if I'd known! 22:59:33, 2011-05-28